An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views

There's a bomb

Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!
Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three
days, you can keep it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Devdass Of 2014

DEVDAS Of 2014
Maaa Nay Kahaa Facebook Choor Doh
Abbba Nay Kahaa Night Package Chor Doh
Doxxton Ne Kahaa Mobile Sy Blnc Churanah Chor Doh
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Doh.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Colony Ka Bhikari

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Underwear Main Suraakh

A Sardar Asked His Friend
“Kya Tumhare Underwear Main Suraakh Hai?”

Friend Replied:No

Sardar Said: To Phir Taangain Kahan Sey Dalta Hai Saalay..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)