An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views

selection

Student took his girlfriend to his home
After Completing Graduation….
Father Asked who is she….
Son replied.
My Campus selection..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Santa;begum k liye chapal lene Gya

Santa;begum k liye chapal lene Gya
Dukandar-Santa G Size to batao?

Santa-Yaar wo to Mai bhool gaya Hu

aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

blond sky divers

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Ek husband god se bola,

Ek husband god se bola, “India se Russia tak pakki
sadak banwa dijiye.”
God bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.”
Husband bola, “To phir aap meri wife ko samajhdaar
aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
God bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa:Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)