Teacher: Define Management
Teacher: Define Management?
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Enginr : Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai..
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Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do..
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Engnr : ummmmmmmmmmm... -............. .. -.and this is called Management...:p -:D:D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 842 views
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