A Child 2 Zardari:
A Child 2 Zardari:
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janab 15 m0nth se Hamaray sch00l mein teacher nahi aya
Zardari:
t0 sch00l kaisay chal raha hai?
Bacha:
jaisay mulak chal raha hai.
by Tariq Bangash (few years ago!) / 721 views
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