Teacher: Translate into English

“Yaad-e-maazi azab hai ya Rab

Cheen lai mujh say hafiza mera”

Pathan: My mind is full of data base

O God! Please make me a mental case….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views

Trouble sleeping

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at
the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any
bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Marriage. .

Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?
Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.
Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Patni: Agar mein mar jaon to

Patni: Agar mein mar jaon to tum dubara shaadi karoge?

Pati: Bilkul nahi.

Patnai: Mujhe yakeen hai tum dubara shaadi karoge.

Pati: Ok, mein shaadi karunga.

Patni: Kya tum usko hamare bed pe sulaoge?

Pati: Yes.

Patni: Kya tum meri jeans usko dalne doge?

Pati: Nahi, Voh tumhare se lambi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

attendence

She came in my life in
school..

I kept ignoring her..

She smiled, but I kept quiet..

She began to speak, but I din't listen..

I was not intrsted at dat time

&

When she began 2 leave,

I knew i needed her..

I started runing behind her, requesting.....

"MAM Attendance"

MAM Plz

Plz MAM.

Pehle se hi short Hai :D ;)

by dracula (few years ago!)