Santa`s father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.

Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.

Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.

His father said, "Read that label. That`s why!"

Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views

Pathan

Qatil Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho Jaye

Magar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho,
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fikar Mat Karo,
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After Case
Qatil: Kya Howa?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Howi,

Warna Adalat Tu Reha Kar Rahi Thi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar so raha tha: Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek rat husband ny wife se pani

Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya

Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi

Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye

Wife: Gussy se Talaq ;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1baar Adnan sami k ghar me

1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor aayaAdnan chor K upar baitha Or bola Ramu police ko bulaRamu- Sahab chppl nhi mil rhiCHOR bola-Meri pehen le par Jaldi Jaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan to aunti misbah

Pathan: Dr. ne kha hai k muje blood pressure hai Jis ki vaja se muje heart attack b ho sakta hy.

Anti Misba: App ko heart Attack nhi aa skta.

Pathan: Kyu?

Anti Misba: Wo es lye k app Pathar dil hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)