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Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay.
Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya kar rahe hein?
Sardarji: Mein maths ka teacher hoon.
Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar raheho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (it's the barking sound) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof."Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardarji got the 4th child.
He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takesalong some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardarji is filling up a job applicationHe promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTEDAfter much thought he writes: Yes
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardarji calls Air India."How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec
," says the rep.Thank you."
says the Sardarji and hangs up.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardarji is buying a TV"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)