A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1421 views

1 admi k 4 bache thayGovt

?1 admi k 4 bache thayGovt ne elan kia k jis k 5 bache honge usy Rs.20000 mahana dia jae ga Admi ne bv ko kaha k mera 1 Beta meri girl frnd se b he me wo b lekr ata hun Jab admi wapis ghar aya to Apny 2 bache Kam thay Admi: 2 kahan gaiy.BV: Jis k thy wo le gya, tum ne akelay to elan nahi suna na.!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pyaar sab ko chahiye

Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye,
aur ladkiyo ko bhi.
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Difference is that
ladkiyo ko Ashiqui 2 movie wala chahiye.
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And ladko ko..

.Murder2 wala

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardar Ki Maa:
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Lahore Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardaar :
Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Navy mein kaam hai

Santa: navy mein kaam hai. karoge?
Banta: zaroor. kya kaam hai?

Santa: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jaata hai, to tumhe peeche se use dakhelnaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There Is No Word

Hitler Says: “There Is No Word
Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary”

Pathan Says: Ab Bolne Se Kya Faida Hitler Bhai, Jab Kharidi Thi
Tab Hi Check Kerni Thi Na,

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)