Mera Beta To Bahut Padta Hai

Maan Ne Dur Hostel Mein Padte Apne Bete Ko Fon Kiya

Maan: “Beta, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Beta: “Maan, Padh Raha Hoon”

Maan: “Bahut Acha Hai Padho-Padho, Wese Kya Padh Rahe Ho?”

Beta: “Aapki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views
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