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Wife: Agar mai gum ho Jaon to Tum Kiya Karo Ge?

Husband: Mai Akhbar me Add Donga!

Wife: Kiya Add do ge? Husband: "JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views
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