Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1303 views

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya
Unka Leader Aya Aur Pappu Ke Gardan Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola
Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega”

Pappu Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Susu Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Falling Asleep

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Difference between problem

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga

Doosra aadmi,
Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Q: Why dogs don't marry?

Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)