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Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI

Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI kahy to ghabrany ki baat nahe. . . . . . . Us lrki ko zabrdast sa thapr marain or kahain:Yhan kahan ghom rahe ho,jao ghr jao.

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~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si? FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich. Sardar: Oh Tu Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)

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Sharabi

ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya log us k ird gird jama hogae aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai? wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!

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1990 Dhol Wala Bhaiyon Sehri Ka

1990 Dhol Wala Bhaiyon Sehri Ka Waqt ho Gaya hai uth jao. . . . . . . . 2011 Dhol Wala: Night Package Waalo Jaag To Rahay ho Sehri kar k hi sona.:-

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Ghar

Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara Ghar Yehii Hy Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur Apne Sasur Ko Abbu Kahogi… …Shaam Mein Us Ka Husband Ghar Aaya Tou Boli “Maa Bhaiya Aa Gaye ..” =P =D

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Kon sa road?

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:

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Cockroach k liye Powder

Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..

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Funny

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)

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bollywood sms

'Katrina: Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi, Salman: Ami Abu? Ktrina:G Salman: Khana pina Katrina:G Salman: Friends? Katrina:G Salman: "Jo ye msg parh raha hai os" ko B? Katrina: Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman! Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi. Bhaiya G smile'

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Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya, Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue Ek Park Pohncha!! Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh Raha Tha... Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai. Pathan Chillaya Or Bola, Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)

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Question Of The Year

Question Of The Year Students raat ko Q parhte hein? Q? Answar: Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;-> (",) <))> _/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P

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Pakistan's Next Match

Pakistan's next match is on 14th march against Zimbabwe. Player Profile: ELTON CHIGUMBURA BORN 14 MARCH 1986 PLAYING ROLE: ALLROUNDER... . . . Lo bhai....ye match bhi gaya Qk usko bhi to Birthday Gift dena hai na?

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Dictionary

Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" . . Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai? Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?

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Bangali Student Se

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt SE: Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo "My BrothEr CAn't Cook." BAngALi: "HAmArE BhAi K0 PokhAnA NAi AtA"... ;->

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Dunia main 2 Log he

Dunia main 2 Log he Haseen 0r Zaheen HaiN

1.WO Jis ka MsG ap Parh rahy hAin

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2.wo Jis ne Ye SmS ap ko bhAijhA hY

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