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A Sardar looking


A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

136 chars (1 sms)


Sardar got job

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

175 chars (2 sms)


Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.



Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

166 chars (2 sms)


A sardar went to Pizza Hut.



A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

200 chars (2 sms)


A Sardar & his wife



A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

169 chars (2 sms)


A sardar ji pulled

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

123 chars (1 sms)


In a practical Exam

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

171 chars (2 sms)


Q:Why is a Sardarji



Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

143 chars (1 sms)


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife



Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

160 chars (1 sms)


ONE DAY A MAN

ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES

124 chars (1 sms)


1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.

1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
?
?
?
?
?
G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy

161 chars (2 sms)


Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA



Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

180 chars (2 sms)


Hitler says,

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

154 chars (1 sms)


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,



A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

169 chars (2 sms)


Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..

108 chars (1 sms)


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