Search Results for 'heaven'
a bed of clouds 4 u 2 sleep.
diamond stars as ur bedside lamp.
angels frm heaven singing lullabies 4 u.
may u sleep peacefully thru out the nite
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Prayer iz open line 2 heaven..
no cards 2 use,
no low battery problem,
no charging,
always gud signal and all messages sent..
so dont forget 2 pray..
gud nite..
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Just Imagine Life Without Girls:
The Result--
Markets Silent
Streets Empty
The Police at rest
ALL mobile companies in loss
No sms
No Flowers
No Valentine''s
No candles
No Perfumes
No travleing
ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.
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Heaven is when u have
German car,
Amercian salary,
Chinese food
&
Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinese
food is German
wife is American
&
Salary Pakstani.
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EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
No One Thinks Changing Themselves....
EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....
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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.
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Dheeru bhai from heaven
"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".
Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"
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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH . . . ;->
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Late Bed Wakings,
Slight Breakfasts,
Bus stand figures,
Foot Board Travels,
Late Attendance,
Long intervals,
Sharing Canteen Foods,
Many Proposals,
Mobiles in Silent mode,
Late night Chats,
Some misunderstandings,
Correcting Friends,
For exams micro slips,
Struggle for marks,
Prestige in arrears,
Mass Bunk,
Saturday Date,
Enjoying Arguments,
Freshers with fear.
Farewell with tears.
''''University life is nothing but heaven'''' :)
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Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)
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Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven
So
Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
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When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
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Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven
So
Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
172 chars (2 sms)
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
173 chars (2 sms)
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through
the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas.
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