Childrens; 368 Jokes

Papu Ko Bula Dein

Old Man School K Principal Se:
Zara Papu Ko Bula Dein
Principal:
Aap Kon?
Old Man:
Mai Uska Dada
Principal:
Wo Chutti Leker Ap K Janazay Mai Gaya Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aj Kay Bachay

“Aj Kay Bachay”

Camera Man Studio Mei Chotay Bachay Se:
Meri Traf Deko Beta
Es Camere Se Kabootar Niklega

Bacha:
Focus Adjust Kar Beta
Jahalat Ki Batain Na Kar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kam Se Kam

Ek Bacha Bench Per Betha
Ek K Baad Ek Toffee Kha Raha Tha
Ek Admi Ne Dekha

To Bola:
Jo Log Ziada Meetha Khate Hain
Un Ka Jaldi Iniqal Ho Jata Hai

Bacha:
Mere Dada Ki Umar 106 Saal Thi

Admi:
Wo Meetha Kam Khate Honge?
Hai Na

Bahca:
Nahi
Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Garib Parosi

Ek Bacha Dorta Howa Ghar Aya
Aur Maa Se Kaha:
Hamare Parose Kis Kadar Garib Hai
Un K Bache Ne Ek Rupe Ka Sika Nigal Liya Hai
Aur Wo Sub Ro Rahe Hai…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Whats Ur Cast

Teacher:
What’s Ur Cast?
Student:
Pehlay Hum Butt Thay..
Phir Bhatti Huey..
Phir Rajput Ho Gaye..
Ab Hain Darzi..
Aagay Ammi Ki Marzi….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height Of Tapana

Height Of Tapana
Bacha Rikshay Walay Se:
Uncle Bahadurabad Jao Gay ?
Rikshay Wala:
Ji Haan !!
Bacha:
Phir Kab Aao Gay………??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pakistan Hindustan Or Afghanistan

Bacha Apni Dadi Se:
Dadi Aap Ne Kon Kon Se Mulk Ghome Hen?
Dadi:
Beta Pakistan Hindustan Or Afghanistan
Bacha:
Ab Kon Sa Ghome Gi?
Peche Se Dada Bola:
Qabristan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2011 Ka Sab Sy Btmiz Bachaa

2011 Ka Sab Sy Btmiz Bachaa,
Dukandar Sy:
Uncle Rang Gora Krne Wali Cream Hae..?
Dokandar:
Han Hai.
Bacha:
Te Mama Apni Bachi Nu Lawanda Q Nai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Kid

Kid: My teacher has gone crazy Mom.
Mother: Why do you think so?
Kid: Yesterday he said that 3 times 4 is 12. Today he is saying that 12 is 6 times 2.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Student

Maths mis: A=B, B=C, So A=C.
Prove this method with example.

Student: Mis, I love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all mis

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Student

Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.

Student: Another frog.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.

Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Innocent Girl

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi

beta bap say:.aba jan! main dadi jan say shadi karonga".
bap nay jawab main kaha."nahi betay wo to meri ammi hian. kesi ki ammi say shadi nahi kartay."

ye sun kar betay nay masoomiat say kaha:. "to phir ap nay meri ammi say kiun shadi ki ?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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