Childrens; 368 Jokes

Bachcho kabhi sharab

Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena.

Ek bachcha:-de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
freeze me susu kar aaya…

Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom
Ki light jal gayi,
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya…!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai

Santa: mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai

Banta: kyu? itna gamandi hai kya?

Santa: nahi. woh behara hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bachcho agar man

Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.

Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?

Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Abnormal Daughter

Daughter Says To Her Mother:
- Mommy, They Say I Am Abnormal!
- Who So Says?
- Flies.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The Most Cute Sentence by Kid

The Most Cute Sentence by a Kid
Written over his Maths Book.

"Dear Maths,
Please Grow UP And Start Solving Your Problems Yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Bachy Examinatin Hall

2 Bachy Examinatin Hall my bethey they
examiner bht strict tha
cheating nhn karne de rha tha
ek buchey ne chit likh k examiner ko di.
Examiner khamoshi sy ja k apni chair py beth gya.
2sra bucha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha?
bucha ne kaha


"SIR PeECHeY Se APKI PANT PHATI hui He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bachay ka school me

Ek bachay ka school me addmisssion hua

Teacher: Bataoo Somnaath ka butt kis ne toora?

Student: Miss! Qasam sey mai ne nahi toora, mera to aaj 1st day hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
School nahi jaonga

Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga. Papa: Kyon Beta?

Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?

Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Pilot banoga

Beta: Mama bara ho kar Pilot banoga.

Mom: Mjhy kese pata chalega k ye mere betay ka Jahaaz hai?

Beta: Main guzartay waqt apny ghar pe Gola phenk donga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sab Paisey Se Aata Hai

Baap Betey Se: Beta Btao "ALIF" Se Kya Aata Hai?

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Beta: Ye "ALIF WALIF" Se Aaj Kal Kuch Nahi Aata.

.Sab Paisey Se Aata Hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jo Meri Baat Manay Ga

MOMMY To CHILDREN: Jo Meri Baat Manay Ga.

Aur Meray Aagay Kuch Nahi Bolay Ga. Main Usay Gift Dongi.

Chota Bacha: Lo G! Is Tarah To Saray Gifts Abbu Le Jayengy. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?

Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baghair Chhat Wali Car

3 Bachay Aapas mein Batein Kar Rahe Thay:

Pehla Bacha: Main Bhooray Rang ki Car Longa Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Bhooray hain.


Dosra Bacha: To Mai kaali Car longa Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Kaale hain.


Teesra Bacha: Main To Baghair Chhat(Roof) ki Car lon ga
Q K Mere Abbu to Ganjay hain. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paani Kahan Se Aata Hai?

BOY: Abbu ye Nal Mein Paani Kahan Se Aata Hai?

FATHER: beta yahan jheel hai na. Wahan se aata hai

BOY: Abbu mujhe le k jao na wahan.

FATHER: Acha chalo.

Wo bete ko jheel k paas le jata hai aur bacha usse jheel mein phaink deta hai......

Phir bacha ghar puhanch k : Ammi Nal kholo abbu aa rahe hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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