Childrens; 368 Jokes

Wrong Number

AChi bachi...2011
FATHER:beti aj tm ne phone per sirf 1 ghanta bat ki, tum ne t kabhi 4 ghantay se kam bat nai ki...??

BETI:"papa ap bhi na
ye wrong number tha..."

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)
Main fail hona chahta hun

Matric student: Main fail hona chahta hun

Dost: Kyun?

Student: Papa ne kaha hai ke 1st aya to science dilvaunga,
...
2nd aya to arts, fail hua to shadi kara denge.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)
The Way to Heaven

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.

As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I`m the new pastor in town, and I`d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I`ll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don`t even know the way to the post office!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
May I Go To The Toilet

Little Johnny : Can I go to the toilet?

Teacher : Johnny! 'May' I go to the toilet Little Johnny : But I asked first!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Would You Like to Dance?

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Typist

A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked.

"I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukrani aur Malkin

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God! Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia hai."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha on 1st April.

Bacha on 1st April: Mama, kitchen main naukar naukrani ko kiss kar raha hai

Mama: Main abhi jaa ke unhain theek karti hoon.

Bacha: Ha ha ha April fool! "Woh toh papa hain."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mera dost ghar aa raha hai...

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai….

ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.

Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?

Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nutrition

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Woo cool reply

A babe was standing at a bus stop. A boy walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?

The girl replied with a smile ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Blood Test

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
This is not fair

Teacher asked to a student,”Rony if 2 & 2 makes four how is 4 & 4 ?”
Student replied, “This is not fair teacher, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Air Travel

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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