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Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota
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God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
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College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...
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ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES
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Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush
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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
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Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.
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Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.
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1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......
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Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!
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Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.
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Tum bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * * SMS bheja ja raha hai! * * * * * tum ne bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ullu ke pathey, sharam nahin ati bakwas kerty hoay, SMS parh rahy they ya bhej rahy they
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Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!
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