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Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,
Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,
Ap ne HASSI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar.
meri CHAPPAL WAPIS KARO.
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Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai
151 chars (1 sms)
Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring
AB KHUSH???
Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)
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In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves
Husband keeps Watching
Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?
150 chars (1 sms)
Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,
Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,
Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Cheque,
Sweets,
Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,
Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,
To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,
Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,
Thank u.!
494 chars (4 sms)
2 DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE
WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN
NUCLEAR BOMBS...
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(1) 2week used sockz
(2) molion waly parathy ki gase
154 chars (1 sms)
Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.
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Sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k bache pe chipkaya "10 Lakh subah pull k neche pohnchado"
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia
Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha
"Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is bat ka hai k SARDAR ne SARDAR ko loota
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Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko Main Aaj Tak Bhula Nahi Paya,,,,,
Mubarakaan Jee mubarkan... Is Shair Mein "Faraz" Nahi Aaya.....!!!
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In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar g replied
'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
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U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
Metha as GULABJAMN
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
Metha as GULABJAMN
Rasila as RUS''MALAIE
Cool as ICE CREAM
ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!
Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN
Na LAY JAe .!!
Cool as ICE CREAM
ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!
Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN
Na LAY JAe .!!
329 chars (3 sms)
Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab Samajh me Aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.
162 chars (2 sms)
Aaae,
Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy
Bole To
Ek dum khalas
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To
4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal
warna khalas.
161 chars (2 sms)
Shayiri chor kar pakoray baich raha hun Wassi,
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Kaleja moun ko aata hy
Anjaam-e-Faraz daikh kar ;-)
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Mehfil Sji thi,
Sms ka tha dor,
Sms mene kia tha,
Ye kisi ne na kia ghor,
Sms me paisey lagy thy mery halal k,
or sab muftay keh rhe the EK or EK or.;)
156 chars (1 sms)