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1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)
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A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"
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Sardar & Pathan:
Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy
Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai
Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga
Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!
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Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)
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Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...
Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?
Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.
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Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?
sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
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Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)
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DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...
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Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,
Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,
Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,
Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.
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Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,
Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.
Wese to kehte Ho
"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
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''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na
Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai
Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,
Try krke dekho
Its possible''
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''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''
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''Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.''
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''Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN!''
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''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...
..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..
.Baat ho to kaise ho.
Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''
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