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Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
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I Feel u Every Day
I Miss U Every Day
I Enjoy U Every Day
I Love U Every Day
Because
“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->
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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
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Love Easy to say
Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel
Difficult to deal…
Difficulty is a part of Life…
But That’s the reason…
Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->
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yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?
Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?
q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?
nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?
Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi
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Hubbies do only two things wrong.....
They always say wrong
They alway do wrong
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ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko kehta hai ke jab main maroon ga
tu mery kabarr main ik cap main thori se chai rakh dena
orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kabarr main chai rakh de
hasab lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaab do
admy kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se
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ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey
kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati
hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta
hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi
aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....
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Height Of DramayBazi
Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!
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Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
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Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
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Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥
2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
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Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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Sender:
SWEET
+92??????????
Sender:
CHARMING
+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)
Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9298xx?????? (next two digits)
Sender:
LOVEABLE
+92XXXXXX???? (next two digits)
Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)
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