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Ek Dost Dosre Se: "Yaar Me Peshawar Gaya Udher Na Banda Na Bande Ki Zaat.."
Dosra Dost: "Phir Kya Tha ?"
Pehla Dost: "Bas Jidher Dekho Pathan He Pathan... ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Ek Pathan Apnay Betay K Sath Lakriyan Kaatnay
Jangal Gaya. Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya.
Pathan Ghussay Se Apne Betay Ko Maarnay Laga
Aur Bola: Kambakht Main To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hun,
Tu To Ghar Ja.
207 chars (2 sms)
Eik bAr Eik kaNjos Ne Apne Dost kO MaryaL Ghora
Tohfay Mein Dia Magar Wo Ghora Usi Raat Mar gYa.
AgLy rOz kaNjoS Ne Dost ko pHonE kiA Aur Pocha kaHo GhorA kAiSA hAi tEz Dorta Hai Na
Dost Tanzia Andaz Mein kEhNy LaGa Han itNa tEz Dorta Hai k iS Dunya Se
Us Dunya Pohunch Gaya Hai. . //->
298 chars (2 sms)
Agr Aapme Or Gadhe Me English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho Jaye To Kon Jitega?
Jeete Jo Marzi Par Ab Ye Baat To Tay Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Ha
147 chars (1 sms)
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega
143 chars (1 sms)
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
148 chars (1 sms)
Difference Between Pati & Gadha.
ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,
But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
111 chars (1 sms)
Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani"ka akhri sapna kya tha
ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
138 chars (1 sms)
If U Hve Any Problem
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Help U (:
If U Don''t Hve Any
Problem !
Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Create Problem
Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ...
201 chars (2 sms)
I Saw A Dream
Yestrday
-Only U and Me-
We Were Running In A
Garden
Me In The Front And U
Running After Me
&
With d Background Music
Of
VODAFONE ... ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???
Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->
193 chars (2 sms)
"Aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"
Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy
Aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi Alag
Baat Hy
Aap Ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag
Baath Hy
Aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy
Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
Call Nhi Krte Alag
Baat Hy
Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag
Baat Hy ... ;-
356 chars (3 sms)
-=- Height Of Progress -=-
A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->
140 chars (1 sms)
// Height Of
Job Frustration //
A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
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.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
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.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
172 chars (2 sms)