Search Results for 'B'
Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha
142 chars (1 sms)
Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"
Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"
Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
332 chars (3 sms)
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !
"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->
193 chars (2 sms)
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...
Because ,
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->
[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
164 chars (2 sms)
Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
167 chars (2 sms)
Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???
Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!
O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?
A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
163 chars (2 sms)
Nursery,
Baloch Colony,
Karsaz,
Airport,
Malir,
Quaidabad
Laloo khait
Laloo khait
thakk..
thakk..
Rok ustaad
Utray ga
FARAZ...
197 chars (2 sms)
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai
Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->
104 chars (1 sms)
Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?
Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
169 chars (2 sms)