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Motivational Thought
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)
In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank
This shows that nothing is impossible
Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me
But in 2020, I''m planning to...
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Apply 4 loan again. :-)
331 chars (3 sms)
Karachi girl to boy
"khwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah,
Na sheher me hai aman na mehfooz koi jagah,
Boy: Qaid k mazaar pe chali aa be dharrak,
Millat ka paasban hai Muhammad Ali Jinnah..!
216 chars (2 sms)
Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb TuM GAti ho to LgtA hE IndrA GAndi gA rhi ho
WiFE: LekiN UsAy to GAnA hi nhi ata thA
HSbnd:Te Anni deAy TeNu kErA andA vE.. ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA.
PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.
Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,
ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,
(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
main dada ki help ker raha tha
thak ker bola.
" aap nay yeh sab zameen main dabaiy
he kion thay ."=P;->
145 chars (1 sms)
Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun
"WasSI"
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->
121 chars (1 sms)
Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto mujhe Naam,roll no aur mera commision Sms Kardain
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"Asif Ali Zardari"
170 chars (2 sms)
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*
find the missing text &
surely you''ll become a GENIUS:-D
107 chars (1 sms)
What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?
Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D
118 chars (1 sms)
Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,
B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?
pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->
219 chars (2 sms)
Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...
"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->
355 chars (3 sms)
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,
Ek Din Aaega!
Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:
"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote
To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi
kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho
us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.
171 chars (2 sms)