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You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?
Shair Arz Kia Hai
EK Main Aur EK Tu.
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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
126 chars (1 sms)
After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
467 chars (3 sms)
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
376 chars (3 sms)
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
121 chars (1 sms)
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
153 chars (1 sms)
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
153 chars (1 sms)
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary
lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
133 chars (1 sms)
Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah
Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah
Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe
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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
151 chars (1 sms)
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
129 chars (1 sms)
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
316 chars (2 sms)
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
163 chars (2 sms)
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
149 chars (1 sms)
KNOWLEDGE WEEK
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti
Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai
Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya
Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.
Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai
Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
334 chars (3 sms)
''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.
They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.
Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.
They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.
They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.
And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
342 chars (3 sms)