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Friends r like Asian Paints :
Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :
Taste mein Best.
Wife is like Mosquito Coil :
"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
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Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .
Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??
Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai
Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..
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Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.
Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
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When A
Man Bring
His Wife Flowers
For No Reason,
There''s A Reason.
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When A
Man Bring
His Wife Flowers
For No Reason,
There''s A Reason.
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Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???
Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...
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Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?
Husband2: Buddy,
By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
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Message Of The Year:
Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!
Why?
Very Simple.....
A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!
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Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.
Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
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2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
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Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen
N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me
Husband: Whom Shud I Cal
Now Police Or Ambulance..
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''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s
Photograph Is On Femina Cover,
Son On "India Today",
Girlfriend On "Ftv"
And WIFE On
Missing Column Of News Paper
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In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,
kaisay:
Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.
Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg
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True But Funny Fact
A Girl Worries Abt Her Future Til
She Gets A Husband
But A Boy Never Worries About His
Future Until He Gets A Wife
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Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect WIFE & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur BEST FRND has it ;->
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