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The Law Sayz,
"If U Can''t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)
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Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating
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No doubt exams r a matter of luck,
how?
"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"
Kyun hai na matter of luck
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Atif Aslam Live In An Exam
Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,
Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade
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Result Aa Gaya
Aisa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen.
Janlewa Ho Sakta Hai
Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zari..!
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7 Things Students Do
During Exams Prep:
1- Sleeping
2- Eating
3- Texting
4- Watch Movies
5-Chat Wid Frends
6- Dream Of Touching Books
&
7- Ask Others
Kuch Parha
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Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya
socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting
or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya
kia bataon ''JAn|x'' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->
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Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It''s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)
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Attitude of a ''STUDENT''
"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I''ll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D
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~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty"
~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.
Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.
Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.
Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.
~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty...
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Students While Studying For Exams
-Books n Notes Open
-Highlighting Sentences
-Pen In Mouth
-Blank Page
-Eating Drinking
-Turning Pages
-Readin ''Headings''
-Thinkin About Where To Start From
&
Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)
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Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
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I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is you.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye
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~ MY SECRET OF SUCCESS ~
1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.
2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.
3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.
4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.
5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.
~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~
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A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " ....
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