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what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??
i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..
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The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working when you get up in the morning,
and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
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after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela bhansali''s life go thru???
sOcho
cOme on ur close!!
yes!!
he is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA bhAnsAli!!
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spell the word silk without looking here
now say "silk" 5 times
what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...
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why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?
bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!
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BREAKING NEWS:
KaRaChi mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
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A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
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3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????
Coz..
It was a HIT song
:)
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Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .
But
It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
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two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai
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why is fire engine red in colour????
ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher
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A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"
He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->
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A sleeping lion
is stronger
than
A barking dog
SO a
sleeping
student
is better
than A
barking teacher
By-
Last bench association
let them BARK WE DONT CARE!
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