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Apni aarzuon ko dil hi me maar dalo or dilon ko in me na marne do [hazart umer bin abdul aziz r.h]
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Ye mohabbat k haadsay aksar dilon ko toar dete hain,
tum manzil ki baat karte ho log rahon pe chor dete hain.
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Beshak jo log bin dekhe apne rab se darte hain un k lye bakhshish aur bahut bara ajar e azeem hai .(surah mulk-12)
114 chars (1 sms)
Tum bhi kar k dekh lo kisi se muhabbat aae dost
jan lo ge hum muskarana kion bhol gae.
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I Said To Money.
"U Are Just A Piece Of Paper.
Money Smiled And Said.
"Ofcourse Im A Piece Of Paper
But
I Have Not Seen A Dustbin In
My Life..!
143 chars (1 sms)
Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.
165 chars (2 sms)
Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.
Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.
155 chars (1 sms)
Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:
Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...
Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???
Zaroorat Khan.
121 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.
"She is Kidding"
Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
82 chars (1 sms)
Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
Phir Us ne
Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
152 chars (1 sms)
Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:
Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye
.
Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"
162 chars (2 sms)
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.
Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.
Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
216 chars (2 sms)
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.
Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
170 chars (2 sms)
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
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Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).
Client congrats you have been successful.
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