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I GIVE U CLOUDS AS BED
MOON AS PILLOW
STARS AS LIGHT
COOL BREEZE ON UR SIDE
ANGEL SING MELODIES
CLOSE UR EYES N SLEEP
GOOD NIGHT
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On dis cold cold night,
In my small small room,
I look at da bright bright stars,
In the dark dark sky,
And dream of ur sweet sweet smile,
On ur cute cute face!
Good Night!
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Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle
good night
105 chars (1 sms)
Mere hath se tere hath tk ye jo hath bhr ka h fasila
Ise napte ise katte meri sari umer guzar gai
99 chars (1 sms)
Mana k bura hun mgr itna bi ni hun
Kuch nazron se gira hun mgr itna bi ni hun
78 chars (1 sms)
KHULTA KSI PE KYUN MESE DIL KA MAMLA
SHERON KE INTEKHAB NE RUSWA KIYA MJHE
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Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
123 chars (1 sms)
Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P
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Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola: Oh no
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..
109 chars (1 sms)
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti
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Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya
137 chars (1 sms)
Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P
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Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:
Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
441 chars (3 sms)
Man: U cheated me...
Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.
Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
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Peer: Beta koi mannat mango
Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain
Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen
114 chars (1 sms)