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Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain
170 chars (2 sms)
Aj sy 10 saal pehlay
Pooray Mohalay main sirf Nazim Sahib k Ghar Phone tha,or sirf Aik PCO tha
Mohalay k saary LARKON ki Nazim ki Beti se dosti thi.
Aur ab!
Her larky k pas Mobile hy, her aik ki apni apni grl Friend hy
Farq tu para hy.
Farq parta hy
Sahi qayadat sy
Sahi faisle sy.
"Geo Musharaf"
310 chars (2 sms)
Kuch Rishtey Uparwaala Banaata hai,
Kuch Rishte Log Banaate hain,
Par wo, log Bahut Khaas Hote hain,
Jo Bina Rishte ke Koi Rishta Nibhate hain....
155 chars (1 sms)
APP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?
PPP KO ?
MMA KO ?
MQM KO ?
ANP KO ?
PML Q KO ?
PML N KO
VOTE JISS KO BHI DOO
LAIKEN WINNER RESULTS ?
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PERVEZ MUSHRAF ONLY
192 chars (2 sms)
*UNLUCKY NUMBER*
BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 "9"
she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7="9"
total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 ="9"
1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 ="9"
2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 ="9" .:)-
288 chars (2 sms)
*Talash-e-Gumshuda*
Naam Ch. Shujaat Hussain.
Bolnay or dekhnay say maazoor hai.
Zehni tawazan drust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-i-Azam btata hay.
18 Feb ki Sham kala Chashma pehanay Cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha jis ko milay, is patay par rabta karay:
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi (Ex-CM Pokha Nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opposite Coruption Factory, Horse trading Bazar, Gujrat.
372 chars (3 sms)
Aj Dil Di Kehn Nu G Karda,
Tere Dil Wich Rehn Nu G Karda,
Khushian De K Tenu Tere Dard Sehn Nu G Karda,
Rab Jane Tera Mera Ki Rishta,
Bas Tenu Apna Kehn Nu G Karda......
182 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan k Masael,
Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,
Gharib Awam
phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.
171 chars (2 sms)
Judges, Aur Qadeer Khan Sahib ka masla hal karna achchee baat hai,laikin hamari soch iss sey bard kar honee chahiye, Kaheen aisa to naheen k hum kissi aur Musharaf ko Dawat dey Rahey hein... Musharaf sey jo Ghunah huye wo to apni jagah laikin meri yeh tajweez hai k "Khudara iss Mulk ko Sahi Manoon mein Islami Bananein k Liye aisey Steps uthayein k jin sey phir koi Musharaf sir na utha sakey"
Kindly think and do your best as you can. Allah Bless you All.
461 chars (3 sms)
Judges, Aur Qadeer Khan Sahib ka masla hal karna achchee baat hai,laikin hamari soch iss sey bard kar honee chahiye, Kaheen aisa to naheen k hum kissi aur Musharaf ko Dawat dey Rahey hein... Musharaf sey jo Ghunah huye wo to apni jagah laikin meri yeh tajweez hai k "Khudara iss Mulk ko Sahi Manoon mein Islami Bananein k Liye aisey Steps uthayein k jin sey phir koi Musharaf sir na utha sakey"
Kindly think and do your best as you can. Allah Bless you All.
461 chars (3 sms)
jaatey jaatey wo mujh par ehsan kar ghayee,
insurance policy sey jeena aasan kar ghayee
aur apni marzi sey badalta hoon jamhuriat k gear,
yun lagta hai naam merey Pakistan kar ghayee
(thoughts of mr.zardari)
sorry zardari g public demand hai kya karein
263 chars (2 sms)
Har mulk mein Munafiq hotey hein laikin lagta hai ka hamarey mulk mein un kee wafar miqdar payee jaati hai.
Naheen mantey.
Proof#1: Jab Liaqat Ali sahib ko goli lagi thi to qatil ko ussi waqt kyun mar diya ghaya tha?
221 chars (2 sms)
Aetzaz Ahsan Found A Jin ...
Jin : Kia Hukm Hy Mere Aaqa ???
Aetzaz : Foran Judges Ko Bahaal Kerwao ... !!!
Jin : Aaqa Hukm Do , Chawalian Na Maro ... ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
zardari aur Nawaz kee dosti aaj kal k pyar kee tarha hai,
naheen mantey,
Proof: "jab larki flirt karney k liye kehti hai"I love You" to larkey ko lagta hai k jaisay uss nein kya kar diya hai, halankey haqeeqat mein kuch b naheen hota"
Issi tarha jab zardari muskura detein hein to nawaz samjhtey hein k maumla suljh ghaya halankey hota kuch b nahee
354 chars (3 sms)
keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,
apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,
aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,
Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k
201 chars (2 sms)