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Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?
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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.
haha haha haha :-)
163 chars (2 sms)
Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya
Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye
sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao
sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
334 chars (3 sms)
SANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
:-D
143 chars (1 sms)
1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki
Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)
166 chars (2 sms)
1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
168 chars (2 sms)
1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?
Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)
152 chars (1 sms)
Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
133 chars (1 sms)
Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->
211 chars (2 sms)
Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
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1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?
Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?
Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.
SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.
Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?
149 chars (1 sms)
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"
BUT...
Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".
So 1 Day His Friend''s Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'''':-D
171 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)
165 chars (2 sms)