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Bas Yahi Baat Dil TORNAy K Liye Kafi Hay
"Faraz"
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The Number u Have Dialed Is Busy On Another Call...!
117 chars (1 sms)
chhor de atibar qismat ki lakiron pe faraz
jo dilon me bas jaeye wo lakiron me nehi hotey.
91 chars (1 sms)
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
163 chars (2 sms)
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha
Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia
usne jawab k end me likha
Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
160 chars (1 sms)
Mujh Mein khoshbu basi usi ki hai"
"Jaisay ye zindgi usi ki hai"
"Wo kahin Aas Pass hai Mere"
"Ho na ho ye Hansi usi ki hai"
"Ab to ye khuwab bhi nahi Mere"
"Ab to ye Neend bhi usi ki hai"
"Ya to koi kami nahi Mujh mein"
"Ya phir mujh mein kami usi ki hai'
263 chars (2 sms)
Meri dunya main beshak andhera rahe
Tere lab pe hansi ka basera rahe
Phool khiltay rahen tere 4ron taraf
Tere har simt khushbu ka daaira rahe
Zindagi main teri shaam aaye nahi
Ek chamakta damakta saweera rahe
Tu mere sang ho ye zaroori nhi
Bas tu jahan b rahe sirf mera rahe.
275 chars (2 sms)
TujhE Chahte Hy Be-Inteha Pr Chahna Nhi Ata
Ye Kesi Muhabat Hy K mjhe Kehna Nhi Ata
Zindgi Me Aa Jao mri Zindgi Bn Kr
K Tere Bn mujhe Zinda Rehna Nhi Ata.
154 chars (1 sms)
Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"
Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.
Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.
Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?
Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
494 chars (4 sms)
Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.
Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?
Husband: dooooooooooooor se...
120 chars (1 sms)
Muddat se jin ki aas thi, Woh milay b tou kuch youn milay,
Hum Nazar utha kar tarrap uthay, Woh nazar jhuka kar guzar gaye...
126 chars (1 sms)
English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D
388 chars (3 sms)
kal mene apne sare gham asmanan ko suna deye faraz
bus phir main sota raha or wo rota raha ekely tanaha..
106 chars (1 sms)
Neend aur susti hamare Dushman hain.(Allam Iqbal)
Hamain apny Dushman se bhi pyar kerna chahiye.(Quaid-e-Azam)
Ab batao benda BABA ki Maney ya CHACHA ki...!!!
160 chars (1 sms)
Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu
Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.
Saudagaron K Haathon
Nelaam Ho Jao Gi.
Main Sari Raat Haathon
Me Phool Liay Betha Raha,
Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi
K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao
Gi.
Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail
Tumhary Bus Me Nahi.
Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun
Hi Haar Jao Gi.
Kaantay Thay Meri Raah
Me Har Dam.
Agar Main Chalon Tu
Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi.
Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay
Rotay Ye Keh Gaya
Zafar ko.
Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty
Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa
Ho jayGi.
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457 chars (3 sms)
Kaash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
Tere ronay se tere saray
Ansuon ko pi jata.
Raat ko be-khabri me Jo
Tujhe mera khayal aata.
Tu main teri ankhon me
kuch pehlay se ziada
Tehal jata.
Subha jab tum apne
Naram hathon se saf
karti mujhe.
Tu main tere nazuk
Hathon pe lag sa jata.
To apni ankhon me
Hamesha pyar se lagati
Mujhe,
Tu na kabhi khud se
Juda kar pati mujhe.
Youn teri rangeen dunya
Me rehta madhosh.
Umar bhar me karta teri
Ankhon ko roshan.
Kash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
¤KinG Of SmS¤007
526 chars (4 sms)