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Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..
144 chars (1 sms)
One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..
142 chars (1 sms)
ALLAH ka diya sab kuch he :-
Books he
Notes he
Time he
aur hausla to itna he ke…
jb chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he,
bus 1 hi bat ki kami he,.
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“MOOD” Sala bnta hi ni..
171 chars (2 sms)
Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
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Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao...
140 chars (1 sms)
LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai
168 chars (2 sms)
BOYS Are the most busy generation
in the world.
On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
All tensions 1 Time
Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…
291 chars (2 sms)
tere hath se mere hath tk ye jo hath bhar ka he fasla....
ise napte ise kat'te meri sari umer guzar gai
104 chars (1 sms)
Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? Who is the father of second!
127 chars (1 sms)
Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.
158 chars (1 sms)
As nite falls upon the land,
it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i”m here to wish U Good Night!
Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight"
159 chars (1 sms)
Real friends are not those
who are always around when everything’s almost perfect.
They’re the one’s who dig deep when you’re down
just to pull you up and say,
"Everything’s gonna be alright.."
Good Night
205 chars (2 sms)
Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..
But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)
185 chars (2 sms)
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;) :p
110 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 – I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 – Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS … ;->
309 chars (2 sms)
Kuch Barhami Hai Zara Is Noor-E-Ain Main
Milta Hai Iztiraab Yunhi Dil K Chain Main
Selaab Dekhta Hoon Tou Ata Hai Ye Khyal
Pani Bhatak Raha Hai Talash-E-HUSAIN Main..
166 chars (2 sms)