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Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that
I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha "JAI KALI MATA KI".
Kali Mata ne kaha: "CHAL TERI MAA KI" Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.
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Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
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"Rang De Basanti" movie
Dekh k Santa ko bahut gussa aaya
Friend asked: Why are you so angry?
Santa: Poori film mai Basanti to dikhai nahi di
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Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …
B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?
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Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p
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Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
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What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->
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pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.
2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha
k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)
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Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
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If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)
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Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
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Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?
Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?
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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
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Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
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