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1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.
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EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.
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SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...
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Wo MuJ Se PoCh RaHa Ta BaTao KeSa LaGa
TuM AgLeY ZakHam Ko ChoHrO Ye Ghao KeSa LaGa
AjaB SaWaL KiYa AnDhiYon Ne PaaTHoN Se
ShaJaR Se TooTe KaR GiRnA BaTao KeSa LaGa
165 chars (2 sms)
Zardari :
Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…
Pathan:
Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.
158 chars (1 sms)
BARBAD KARNEY K AUR BHI RASTEY THEY FARAZ,
NA JANE UNHEN MOHABBAT KA HI KHAYAL Q AYA??
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Tou soach lena...
ghataen jhoom k sehra ki simt aa nilen...
gulaab cheer k seena chtaan ka mehken...
lagen jo rait k zarre bhi kehkishaan jaise..
falak k chand ko dharti pq rashk aane lage...
aur absharoon se naghma koi ubharne lage...
ya tar dil ka kisi k naam pe larzne lage...
ya sooti aankhon me yakbaar khwab jaar uthen...
fasoon shizaan ka baharon se hamkalam lage...
utarne palkon pe ek sumaai c shaam lage...
kisi k honton ki khamoshi ek piyam lage...
rafaqton ka bhi moasam thehr thehr jaae...
tou soach lena k tumhen MOHABBAT hui k hui...
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MUDDAT HUI HAI YAAR KI AAI NAHI KHABAR,
LAGTA HAI QASID BHI RAQEEBON SE JA MILA..
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Woh Keh Gaye Ki Mera Intezaar Mat Karna,
Main Kahu Bhi To Muj Pe Aitbaar Mat Karna,
Wo Kehte hai Ke Mujhe Tumse Mohabaat Nahi,
Par Tum Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Mat Karna.....!! !
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Today is your day
To shine your special day
To be the star
To
Let your friends applaud you for how wonderful you are
Happy birth day
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In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
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LOOK...the moon is calling you, SEE...the stars are shining for you, HEAR... my heart saying good night to u
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Suno ... !
''MOHABBAT" Yun Nahi Hoti
Kisi Ka "NAAM" Lene Se
Kisi Ko "THAAM" Lene Se
Kisi k "PAAS"Jane Se
Kisi k "DUUR" Jane Se
MOAHBBAT Ka Janam Nahi Hota
Jab Tak Dilo'n Ka "MILAN" Nahi Hota
Suno ... !
"MOHABBAT" Yun Nahi Hoti
Ye "RABTA" Hy Dil Se Dil Ka
Ye "NAAM" Hy Betarteeb
"DHARKANO'N" Ka
MOHABBAT Tou Aankho'n Se
"BAYAN" Hoti Hy
Ye Tou Dil Ki "ZUBAAN" Hoti Hy
Suno .. !
"MOHABBAT" Yun Nahi Hoti ... !
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Hichkiyan dila kr ye kesi uljhan mai dal rahe ho.
Ankhen bnd hain pher b nzr aa rahe ho..
km se km itna batado hmain...
yad kr rahe ho ya apni yad dila rahe ho..?
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Zindagi se yehi gila hae mujhy,,,
Too baht der se mila hae mujhy,,,,
Too mohabbat se kooe chaal to chal,,,
Haar jany ka hosla hae mujhy,,,,,,,
142 chars (1 sms)