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Collage Ki Ladki.
Ghar Ki Kidki.
Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
78 chars (1 sms)
1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga?
Dosra Amaq:
Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!
167 chars (2 sms)
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
121 chars (1 sms)
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p
140 chars (1 sms)
Law Of Love
Derived From Newton''s Laws
Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless
A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him
By A Lovely Girl.
This Force Is Called BESTI
BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT
Is Compeled To Change
His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI
323 chars (3 sms)
A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud
Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
165 chars (2 sms)
What If A Car Had
Wooden Tyres
Wooden Seats
Wooden Doors
Wooden Engine ... ?
Simple ....
It Wooden Run ... ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
A Little Bit Of Powder ...
A Little Bit Of Paint ....
Makes A Girl''s Complexion ....
Seems What It Ain''t ....
133 chars (1 sms)
Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye
Dukandar: Nap Batayen?
Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len
165 chars (2 sms)
A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....
141 chars (1 sms)
Rabb Kare Sade Yaar Muskraunde Rehen,
Sohnia Nu Tarpaunde Rehen,
Yara Nal Mehfila V Launde Rehan,
Kuri Na Fase Koi Gal Ni, Customer Care Nal Kam Chalaunde Rehan.
164 chars (2 sms)
Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?
ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D
141 chars (1 sms)
ishq hai to izhaar b hona chahiye admi ko shakal se bimar b hona chahiye yadon se kehdo 1 din ki chhuti de do
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aakhir ishq main irtwaar b hona chahiye..
162 chars (2 sms)
Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi
100 M Sy
90 Peple Is SMS Ko
Pura Prhy ßina Rpl Krngy
Snd It
2ur Frndz N Check
Hw Many Send
Jtne Paise Milenge Adhe Mere
180 chars (2 sms)
Reason Of Smile:Ek Ghar Se Har Waqt Hasne Ki Awazain Ati Thi.
Ek Din Ek Sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.
Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D
303 chars (2 sms)