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Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->
180 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .
AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .
AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .
DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?
studnt:SIR . . . . .
MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->
257 chars (2 sms)
Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
160 chars (1 sms)
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
160 chars (1 sms)
Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun
Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡
Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !
Chup . . .
Aawaz Mat Karo . .
Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei
169 chars (2 sms)
Kya Ap Panchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .
Loading . .
Please Wait . .
While We Retrive Your Data
Result :->
Sorry, Nursary FaiL
165 chars (2 sms)
Wat Does A Witch Ask 4 When sHe Arrives At A HoteL?
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Broom Service
208 chars (2 sms)
Begaane Kaun Hai?
Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..
Begaane
76 chars (1 sms)
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!
99 chars (1 sms)
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!
132 chars (1 sms)
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match
What Do u Think Was The Reason
Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?
No
Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??
NO
Real Reason
Guess. . .
Wild Guess. . .
Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
388 chars (3 sms)
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match
What Do u Think Was The Reason
Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?
No
Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??
NO
Real Reason
Guess. . .
Wild Guess. . .
Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
388 chars (3 sms)
Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga
LAPTOP Dya
CYCLE Mangi
CAR Di
HUT Manga
BANGLA Dya
DOST Manga
TUM Ko Dya
Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ? ;->
194 chars (2 sms)