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Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai
Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai
Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho
To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai
Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai
HAPPY ENDINGS
Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua
Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->
465 chars (3 sms)
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.
Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or
Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
169 chars (2 sms)
Baap Betay Se Tum Itni Dair Se Ghar Par Murga Q Bane Howe Ho?
Beta Aap Hi Ne To Kaha Tha
K Jo Kam School Mein Kiya Karo
Us Ko Ghar Par Dohralia Karo."^
161 chars (2 sms)
Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me Job Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di
Sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se Bhari Hai
Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum
Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa
:-) :-)
313 chars (2 sms)
Lil Bad One lAwlX
Height Of Romantic Shayiri
World''s Best Romantic Shaiyri
Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri
Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,
Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere
Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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214 chars (2 sms)
Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai,
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Don Se Shadi Karna Mushkel he nai.
Na Mumken Hai,
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Kiyou ke.....
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Don Shadi Shuda hai... :D
184 chars (2 sms)
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.
Friend : Kr Lo
Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?
Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi
166 chars (2 sms)
Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..
"Parlor Se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai Wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
I Thought Of Suicide Went 2 Railway Trak but got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me
Coz
If A uselass Person Like U Is Alive Y Shud I Die?? :-D
168 chars (2 sms)
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!
Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!
Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
257 chars (2 sms)
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!
Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!
Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
257 chars (2 sms)
Remeber
No Matter How Bad You Are
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You Are Not Totally Useless ...
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You Can Still Be Used As
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"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?
Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->
146 chars (1 sms)
What''s Better Then
"PRESENCE OF MIND"
In Case Of Accident .... ???
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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->
157 chars (1 sms)
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The Lectures You Missed
And
The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->
How True ...
140 chars (1 sms)