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tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,
shaad hein, Tabinda hein
72 chars (1 sms)
mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,
tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,
"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!
mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,
"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!
277 chars (2 sms)
yaaro sab dua karo, mil k faryad karo, dil jo chala ghaya hai, ussey abad karo, yaro tume mera saath do zara,
aata leney gaya jaib mein paisay b they kam,dharkan ruk ghayee nikley na dam,
kaisee subsidi kaisi zarayat,khaney pein ghey bun
244 chars (2 sms)
agar tumhein kabhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta hoon, to phir plz kabhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt,
Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur b kaam karney ko.
224 chars (2 sms)
agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,
1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey
335 chars (3 sms)
kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?
Naheen! hmmmmm
Meinein millaya hai!
Kaisay?
Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon aur apney doston sey kehta hoon k yeh site open karo.
Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na
257 chars (2 sms)
B.V Lani hai mujhay Wo Chant Kr,
Rakh Sakoon jisay Ghar mE dAnT Kr,
Shair KEH letI Ho wO aRAm sE,
J¡N ko Chupwaon mE aPNAy NaAM se.
137 chars (1 sms)
1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla
Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge
Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He
163 chars (2 sms)
It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
154 chars (1 sms)
Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.
Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.
Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?
130 chars (1 sms)
Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.
No:1 Long March
No:2 Nawaz Sharif
And
So Simple
Apun K Sms Se !
146 chars (1 sms)
Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!
Father:Wht?
Son:Kitab Kholna. .
189 chars (2 sms)
Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???
Guess
Guess
I More Tym
Ohoooooo...
Its Greece.
115 chars (1 sms)
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"
Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
102 chars (1 sms)
duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam
koi nahee hai.Dekha sms pardna b barda Mushkil hai.
121 chars (1 sms)