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Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy
Jo Na Kaam Kerta Hy Na Kaaj
Sab Se Cheen Ker Khata Hai
Aur Us Ka Sir Us K Jism Se Bada Hai ???
Batao ???
Haar Gaye
Altaf Hussain ... ;->
213 chars (2 sms)
agar kabhi app bohat serious hon, aur app ko kuch achcha na lagta ho to iss lamhay ko kya kahein ghey?
"Agar yeh waqai mein tum ho to phir Dramey Baazi"
162 chars (2 sms)
1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab
Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K
Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K
Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari
Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.
296 chars (2 sms)
Prayer Of An Employee :
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don''t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
272 chars (2 sms)
MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka
Larka
Mar Jaunga Teri Khatir
G.A Muhajir
G.A Muhajir
Larki
Mjhe B Tjh Se Pyar He
Per Amrica Ka Jo Yaar He
Qoum Ka Ghaddar Hai
167 chars (2 sms)
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
149 chars (1 sms)
Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?
Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He
"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!
141 chars (1 sms)
Job In Trafic Police
Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.
1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)
3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)
4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)
Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn
315 chars (2 sms)
Larki apney BF se!
Mera Bacha!
Mera Laadla!
Mera Gugla!
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gay?
Bolo Baby!
BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P
174 chars (2 sms)
Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others
Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man
WHY?
His Name Was Peter Park-Ker
149 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
166 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."
Johnny: "Thank You"
Teacher: "Now, Finally,
I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
154 chars (1 sms)
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?
Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe
To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
144 chars (1 sms)
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?
Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe
To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
144 chars (1 sms)
Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?
Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan
Tairega Kaise?
Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!
146 chars (1 sms)