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Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018
Headlines :
President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.
Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.
Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.
President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.
Meera''s 25th Birthday.
Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.
Will Osama Be Captured ?
Shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.
Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.
Pak Rs 178= 1$
Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470
472 chars (3 sms)
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''
0300 880 9400
91 chars (1 sms)
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????
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Hieeeeeeee !!!
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If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,
I Wud Sit Next To U
Pull U Close To Me
Put My Arms Around U
And
Say Proudly
LOVING ANIMALS
That''s Humanity :P ;->
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Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...
But
Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You
And
Yell
"Run LOSER Run" :->
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I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Diamond To Send U ..
I Have No Credit To Call U ..
I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That
"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
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A LawYer
Will dO
AnYthInG 2 Win
A CaSe
SomeTimeS
He Will
EvEn tElL ThE TrUth... ;->
102 chars (1 sms)
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna
Jo Naik Ho.
5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.
Parda B Krti Ho.
Rozy B Rkhti Ho
Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri
Shadi Krwani Hy
Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?
Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun
Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
163 chars (2 sms)
*Nice Patriotic Story*
1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha.
Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya
Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha
K
Light Chali Gai
Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi
Se Bola
*Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤
334 chars (3 sms)
jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara
"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"
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agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,
par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga
"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"
257 chars (2 sms)
If You Are Job Less ... !
Then
Scroll ... !!!
Kerne Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?
I Wud Sit Next To You,
Pull You Close To Me,
Put My Arms Around You
And Say Proudly ...
"Loving Animals"
That''s Humanity ... ;->
225 chars (2 sms)
A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby
The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,
She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !
The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
322 chars (3 sms)