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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->
336 chars (3 sms)
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
682 chars (5 sms)
Sholay mein ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaise....????
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Amitabh Bachan''s biased coin....having two heads.....
145 chars (1 sms)
In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands
Eagerly waiting to help u
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Those hands will be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p
BelievE iN YourselF . . . <-:
165 chars (2 sms)
RealiTy
if u tell a man there r 300 billion stars in d universe, he''ll believe u.Bt if u tell him a park bench has jst been painted, he has 2 touch it 2 b sure.
163 chars (2 sms)
Munna bhai : Yaar circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gaya hai..
Usko letter mein kya likhun??
Circuit : Bindaas likhne ka.. Sister I love you. Tumhara Munna bhai
165 chars (2 sms)
"jab hum nikale gali se woh din thi holi,
meri jan-e-maan nind se jagi aur aankhey kholi,
me jab guzara uske ghar se woh chillayi aur boli,
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hailla!!!
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Kya insaan ke bachhe aise bhi hote hai??
210 chars (2 sms)
Men tie the watch to their wrist facing up
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Women tie the watch facing down
You know Why???
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To see the time...!!!
193 chars (2 sms)
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"
He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->
210 chars (2 sms)
Murder Of EnglisH
One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:
today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else
158 chars (1 sms)
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
147 chars (1 sms)
Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!
Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.
161 chars (2 sms)
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Dua K
LIGHT Na Jaye..!;>
213 chars (2 sms)
ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:
"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"
doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??
324 chars (3 sms)
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
195 chars (2 sms)