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Khaaksaar k
dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha
mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->
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* TALAASH GUMSHUDA *
Nam, Arbab Rahim
umar ka koi hisab nahi kyu ke us ki umr k KUTE Mar gae,adres kuchre ka dabba rang kaala, Suar jesi shakal, 18 feb ko ghar se saikal pe nikla tha,.. jane kin gatron me chala gaya hy...
kisi bhi Bhai ya bahen ko dikhai de..SEEDHA GOLI maar de....shukriyaa . . . ;->
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A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->
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What is Éduçati0n ?
Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.
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Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
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Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
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Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
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jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.
Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.
Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,
Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye
......ali..........
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what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??
i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..
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Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume to [email protected]
Location Kchi
Salary: 60,000
Job Nature:
Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
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Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!
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Life is full of rewards
If you eat properly
exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years
what is your reward
A senior citizen card
20% discount.
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Naya Qaumi Tarana
Mush Sar Zameen Shaad Baad
Kishwar-e-Haseen Shaad Baad
Tu Nishan-e-Corruption Aalishaan
Arz-e-Mushistaan
Shaad Baad Opposition Barbaad
Mush Sar Zameen Ka Nizam
Aatay Gas Bijli Ka Burhaan
Qaum Mulk Saltanat
Chaudry Paindabad, Shaukat Aziz Mulk Se Farar
Parcham-e-Sitara-o-Hilal
Khoon Main Runga Sara Saal
Bhool Apna Maazi
Shaan-e-Haal
Jaane-Istaqlal
Saya-e-Bomber Sar Par Sawar . . . ! !
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Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri
Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri
Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye
Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye
Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna
In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna
Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye
Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .
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