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Shahid aur Kareena ke breakoff ka asli reason.. Pehli baar exclusively sirf sMsxOne.Com ke logo ke liye..
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Its Amrita Rao.. because Kareena pe FIDA hone se pehle Shahid ne Amrita ke saath ISHQ VISHQ kiyaa aur phir VIVAH kiyaa..:))
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Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
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Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!
SPORTS QUOTA :-P
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what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
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samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.
)==>kya aap anpadh hai?
nisulk madad ke liye likhe.
)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.
ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap
fir kahi nahi jayenge.
)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,
anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.
)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye
)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,
bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai
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ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai
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Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.
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MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab
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In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to ........ guess wot guyz....
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KAMEENA..:))
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If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?
Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)
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Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?
A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.
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Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Three ways to catch a tiger :
1. NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .
2. EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .
3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
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HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,
Wife: Wo kiA ???
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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
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