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Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay
Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha
Film ka Naam ha,''Begarat Zameen Par''
165 chars (2 sms)
SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,
SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai,
BATMAN Raaton mei Ghoom Raha Hai
Aur
Hamara DOBBERMAN ''''SMS'''' Padh Raha Hai...!!! :p
173 chars (2 sms)
Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
''''ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.''''
Sardar writes 2 her -
''''Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai'''' ;->
156 chars (1 sms)
Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.
187 chars (2 sms)
*Some funny truth*
* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.
*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.
*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,
kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.
*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,
par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.
*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,
magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.
*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.
708 chars (5 sms)
Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :
Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?
Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.
Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?
Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.
319 chars (2 sms)
Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:
English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!
Urdu: Na KAru Jano
Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya
168 chars (2 sms)
Na wo iqrar karti hay.
Na wo pyar karti hay.
Larki cheeze hi aise hay.
balance k liye pyar karte hay.
104 chars (1 sms)
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
163 chars (2 sms)
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Definition Of GirlFriend . . .
Jo Har Baat Par Tumhain Tok-Tok Ker Pehle
Tumhari Saari Aadatain
Badal De
Aur Phir Saal Baad Bole
"Ab Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe" ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?
Think
Can''t answer
I Tell U
The other 9 fish are crying ;->
228 chars (2 sms)
True Luv Story
A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other
Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu
Moral :
Mohabbatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->
196 chars (2 sms)
Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia
Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai
Aankhain Nam Hain
Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai
Aur Kyun Na Ho
Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->
209 chars (2 sms)
Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
284 chars (2 sms)