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1 Admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya,
Admi kawe ko ghar le gaya or pinjre mein bund
ker dia,
Kawwa jaag k bola hi allah
jail
lagta hai driver mar gaya.->
181 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?
Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,
Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi
ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
176 chars (2 sms)
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
142 chars (1 sms)
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
142 chars (1 sms)
@ HI Meri Jaan
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Nikal Rahi hY sARDI se!
262 chars (2 sms)
Businessman explaining
the reason for having 2
wives
"monopoly is always
damaging
and
competition improves
service".:->
148 chars (1 sms)
Wait
Wait
Wait
Cool
Relax
Ok
Ready
Start
5
4
3
2
1
Now
I m starting send
msgs...
214 chars (2 sms)
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
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A.When we see your face we both crack up. . .
168 chars (2 sms)
Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .
SEND = SUTTO
INSERT = PAO
DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO
DELETE = MITTI PAO
RUN = NASO
SEARCH = LABO
ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO . . . ;->
198 chars (2 sms)
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.
HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
315 chars (2 sms)
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
142 chars (1 sms)
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
151 chars (1 sms)
Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......
paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!
puchu kyu???
kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->
216 chars (2 sms)
A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Man Can Answer. . .
So
There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The VIVA In Practicals. . . ;->
151 chars (1 sms)
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle
Shaam K Waqt
1 Gaon Main
Theek 7 Baje
1 Gali Main
Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Tha
Chalo Apna Kaam Karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne Ka ;->
200 chars (2 sms)