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sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.
Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->
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b4 Marriage....
He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait
She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???
He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!
She: Do U Love Me...???
He: Offcourse Over & Over
She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???
He: No... Y R U Asking ???
She: Will U Kiss Me...???
He: Every Chance I Get..
She: Will U Hit Me...???
He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person
She: Can I Trust U....??
He: Yes...
She: Darling....
After Marriage....
Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->
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Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????
Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-
Shocked .....
Why
Lemme Explain.....!!!
"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
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321 Arab..
25 Crore..
35 Lakh..
51 Thousand..
2 Rs Only../
YeH MeRa BanK BaLance NaHi Hai Tu KyA HuA MerA MobiLe NumBer Tu HaI..
KEEP MESSAGING.../;->
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Imagine...
Urself in a boat,
which is sinking...
Sharks all around u...
Wat can u do 2 save urself???
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Very simple...
Stop imAgininG.../ :P
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Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao
Pathan
1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo
2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho
3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D
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what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../
aNd
fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->
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Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ......
Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo... ;->
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Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko...
Mujhe Chahe Sukh Ka Pahar Dede...
Ghoome Nayi Cycle Pe Dost Mera...
Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani Si Mecedes Car Dede... ;->
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Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe Ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi To Konsa Farq Parega
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Lage Raho.
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BESHARMON Ki Terha SMS RECEIVE Kerne Mein... :P
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BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun..
BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai... ;->
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Arz kiya hai...
Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
(Wah! Wah!)
Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
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RoCk3r, GEO NEWS Lahore :-D
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Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai
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If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who
doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is
doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the
doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his
own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the
doctor in the doctor''s way"
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The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.
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