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Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.
Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.
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Love is the lady But Don''t Touch The Body, If U Touch The Body, u Become a Daddy.
Please send
this msg
to
Ten boyz
&
Try To control
population...(,")(".)
163 chars (2 sms)
Sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi hain..
Parosan ki do Larkian aur bhi hain,..
Tu Nadan aik Biwi pe tik gaya hai..
Shariyat main 3 Biwiyan aur bhi hain.
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Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.
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If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure
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hello this is our at
hello this is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service we are the experts in disturbin n irritating ppl at busy hrs. Our goal has been achieved. Thx !
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Ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein
Name
Malika Sherawat.
155 chars (1 sms)
Lagey raho..
Lagey raho..
mainey khawaab mein daikha k mai Musharaf ki jagah saddar ban gaya hoon,
tum par bhi koi paabandi nahin jo marzi sapney daikho.. ;->
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Professor he aate hon hafta war college me
To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me
Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte
Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me
Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai
Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me
Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen
Teri GULNAR college me,
Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->
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Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai
Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !
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A brAnd nEw lOve stOry
STARRING
George w bUsh..!
Condeliza Rize..
Tony Blair..
Pamela Anderson..
SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----
BilL Clinton..
AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----
Bin Laden..
MUSIC BY----
Gen.Parvez Reshamiya
ITEM NUMBER BY----
Monica Levinsky
KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)
CASSETTES ND CD''S ONLY ON "AL-jazeera"
FEATURING ALL NEW HITS LIKE--
''Lets go blasting tonight..!
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height of rishtedari...
Ek ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli:kyun, apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho?
Ladka:jee haan, Bhabhi ji
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Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...
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Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...
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