6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN 1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22 2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it 3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions 4.Guns function normal everyday 5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it 6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

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