Medical; 622 Jokes

English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me

English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain:
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"Get Well Soon!"
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Or Pakistani Dost Kehte Hain:
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Oye Nurse Bari Sohni Aey,
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Holi, Holi Theek Hovin.. ;)
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Asi Kal Fer Aawan Gay.. :-P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata.

Mareez Doctor se:
Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata.

Doctr: wo aasman per kya hai?

Mariz: chand

Dr: ty mama hor is to agy farishtyan nu wekhna e :p

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka

Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae?

Pathan: Hum paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey me kela to nhi ha:-|:-

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se:

Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se:
Suna hai Khelne Se Motapa kam hojata hai,
Par Mujhay Koi FarQ Nahi Para.

Dr: Konsa Kheil Khelti Ho ?

MOTi: CHErri Uddi KAAn UddA :

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Government hospital mein mareezon ka bohat rush tha

Government hospital mein mareezon ka bohat rush tha. Doctor sahab ney ek film been mareez ko jaldi jaldi farigh ker diya

Mareez bola, “Doctor sahab aap ney utna hi muaina kiya hey jitna film ka trailer hota hey”

Doctor sahab boley, “Poori film dekhney ka irada ho to private clinic aa jaana, haan ticket gallery ka ho ga”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor sahab kia mein operation key baad

Patient to Doctor: Doctor sahab kia mein operation key baad cricket khelney qabil ho jaoon ga?
Doctor: Bilkul
Patient: Wah ji wah, mein pehley kabhi naheen khela

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor sahab ek mareez ko dekhtey hi boley

Doctor sahab ek mareez ko dekhtey hi boley, “Aap ko to ainak ki zaroorat bohat arsey sey thee, laikin aap nazar test kerwaney aaj aaey hein”
“Kamaal hey”, mareez ney hairaan ho ker kaha, “Aap ko yeh baat muaina kerney sey pehley hi maloom ho gyee, aap yaqeenan intehai tajarba kaar doctor hein”
Doctor: “Is mein tajarbey ki koi khaas baat nahi, agar aap bahar laga hua board parh saktey to aap ko maloom ho jaata key mein mahir-e-imraaz-e-niswaan hoon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek mareez kisi chemist key paas doctor ka nuskha laaya

Ek mareez kisi chemist key paas doctor ka nuskha laaya jis per nasha aawar dawa ka naam likha hua tha

Chemist ney ek nazar nuskhey per daali or mareez ko police key hawaley ker diya

Agley din inspector chemist key paas aaya or poocha: Tumhein kaisey pata chala key nuskha jaali hey?

Chemit: Jitni achi handwriting mein nuskha likha hua tha, likhney wlaa kuch bhee ho, doctor nahi ho sakta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse ka hath lagtey

Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya

Doctor: Jee janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay aik bad news

Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay aik bad news and aik bohat bad news hai.
Patient: Well, pahilay bad news batain.
Doctor: lab k test results k baad aap 24 hours aur zinda rahain gay.
Patient: 24 HOURS!!! Aur bohat bad news?
Doctor: Mai aap ko 24 hours se talaash kar raha tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nurse ka mangetar bari hasrat se

Nurse ka mangetar bari hasrat se: Janu, meri khuahish hai ke kash mera koi hadsa ho jaye to mai tumhare ward mai admit ho jaon, aur tum wahan meri khidmat karo.
Nurse (muskurate hue): Janu, tumhe mere ward mai koi hadsa nahi balkai moujza hi la sakta hai, kiyu ke mai Labour Room mai Delivery karwati hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai dakhil hota hai

Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai dakhil hota hai, usey dekh kar 2 doctor’s aapas main jhagrte hain,
Pahla Doctor: uski haddee toot gayi hai
Dusra Doctor: nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya hai.
Esi doran aik 3rd doctor ata hai aur kahta hai chaloo essi sai puch laitain hain, tou woh bolta hai, nahi meri too chappal toot gayi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi

Jb DRIP Khtm Hony Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne Bhai Sy Kaha"Jao Sister Ko Bula Lao"

Wo 3 Din BaadPunjab Se Apni BEHENKo Le Aaya ... ;-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

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